English Commentators: he runs up and he makes the goal. What a nice goal that was.
Hispanic Commentators: corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!......QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!!
Reblog if you are Pansexual

loeufs:

I’ll leave a little gift in your inbox/submit too!

For a study :)

Masterpost

unfollowfriday:

i heard naruto is based on a true story

macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS

macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS

shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

pales:

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

nigecha:

these shots of kaworu staring at kaji’s destroyed watermelon patch prove that kaworu is canonically obsessed with watermelons and is upset that he does not have access to freshly grown ones 

Put ‘unf’ in my ask if you find me attractive.

sexti0n:

*anxiously waits for the zero messages i’ll get*

sleepersighs:

what i know about straight boys

  • they’re dirty
  • they like rating girls on 10
  • they’re scared of hair
  • they walk VERY SLOWLY IN HALLWAYS 

typette:

babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

just watch it

holy jesus christ

thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

natashaloser:

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

dantesbooty:

true pain is when you play a video game but you want to play another video game but you don’t want to stop playing the game you’re currently playing